The old saying goes, that no one on their death bed ever looks back on their life and wishes they’d worked more, been more serious, spent less time with their loved ones or friends, or laughed less. So I frac around.

Today, fraccing around found me…

…blaming Kevin for the atrocities of the world.

Just as many of you clicked the little box to receive the fuelmyblog newsletter, so too, did I. Well I’ve been a wee bit busy lately, and so I hadn’t checked my mail for a couple of days. A few minutes ago, I was happily reading about all the newest happenings over here, and I came to the end… and a little tidbit that had me doing a bit of unexpected lol-ing.

It was this:

“Last week, Kevin tried to contact everyone through the leaving comments section on the site. A few people have reported him as an abuser, we can assure you he isn’t, just trying to find better ways of communicating rather than via email

Let us know if you thought it was out of order, we’ll punish him and make him apologise in video.”

Poor Kevin. I saw that message. In fact, you can too. I’m sharing mine, because, well… I just like to share.

See that part where the name is? It says Kevin Dixie. When you see that in your vote summary, and click it… it opens up to the page that shows none other than fuelmyblog’s blog listing. Why? Well, um, because you see… Kevin and Sylvie Dixie are actually, the folks behind fuelmyblog. As a fuelmyblog member, I know when I see “Kevin_Dixie” in the vote summary, that I’ve just received a vote from the big cheese. And I’m certainly not going to complain about that.

But you know, since they’ve offered him up for some live video apologies, I was thinking that maybe there are other things we could blame him for. I think it might be a bit of fun, an after all, he is a pretty easy going fella, so I bet he won’t even mind.

I’m going to start the list and encourage the rest of you to add to it in the comments. What would you like Kevin to take the blame and apologize for? I think the following are all Kevin’s fault, and I won’t rest until I see live video of him taking full responsibility!

1. Paris Hilton – No explanation is necessary. Someone has to be at fault, why not Kevin?
2. Extinction of the Western Black Rhinocerous – For shame Kevin!
3. Fan Clubs – You know, someone needs to do something about this one… and fast.
4. Global Warming – It’s about time he fixed it because my weather has sucked this winter. Geez already Kevin.
5. Gravity – I’m sure not all of you will understand this one, but um, Kevin… I’d like my boobs where they used to be before I had kids. I’m really ticked about that one you know. So is Olga. It means she has to work that much harder. Seriously… you owe us both an apology for that.

So Kevin. I, like a good fuelmyblog member, am indeed letting you know that you’re out of order. Not so much for sending us all that little message wrapped up in a freebie vote, but for all these other atrocities. I do hope you’re man enough to take full responsibility and let us know what you’re going to do about each and every problem you’re to blame for.

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