Jan 02
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This is the bestest place to be
With a knick-knack paddy whack
Give a blog a bone
This ol’ man came rolling home.
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All the bestest blogs to see
With a knick-knack paddy whack
Give a blog a bone
This ol’ man came rolling home.
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Join the fun and you will see
With a knick-knack paddy whack
Give a blog a bone
This ol’ man came rolling home.
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This is the only place to be
With a knick-knack paddy whack
Give a blog a bone
This ol’ man came rolling home.
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[Whilst singing this strangely addictive song, you’ll give yourself a very welcome break from the Interweave. You could also dance along thereby starting the rigorous exercise regime you promised to follow in 2010]
Blimey old man you must be exhausted with all that knick-knack paddy whacking and that blog did you give him a bone? What did Tg say about you ‘rolling home’ so many times over the festivities?
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where would we be
Without a bit of an knick-knack paddy whack
He forget the mobile phone
The ol’ man came rolling home [drunk again]
Singing his gay song, did he have a chance to fiddle with the flute pictured?
Oh goody another verse …… I think John should come up with one as well ……
[Hint - Sylvie rhymes with FMB - Kevin doesn't rhyme with anything .... except perhaps lactoflavin .... or ... riboflavin ..... or chauvin! - I knew it]
KeVIN rhymes with WIN… so should we just say that Kevin is a big bag of WIN?
‘Course if we were talking about DaddyP, we’d have to add a ‘D’ to the end of that, and though it wouldn’t rhyme, it would be pretty true.
@ DaddyP – All that aside though, I’m with 70steen. Aren’t you tired from all that whacking and rolling? Are you feeling nauseous or anything? Should I get the Pepto Bismal? And did you make sure it was Nooter who got the bone?
Secretaries get a turn also:
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Come back Sylvie ’tis our plea
With a knick-knack paddy whack
When DP sets the tone…
These blog walls get lined with foam.
{{{I couldn’t help myself…}}}
Seriously Sylvie… you should come back soon before he gets used to being out of the cupboard.
Time out time out TIME OUT!
Sylvie…isn’t here. That means Kevin’s not here either.
Then who (evil look towards DP) is authorizing ‘your’ posts? (taps foot with stern look)
I do lurve a man with a stern foot ……. [I'm sayin' nubbin - the Tricksy Dixies can actually drive to my house now without catching a ferry and kick my shins]
@Fraccywotsit – a simply marvellous ode …. [cunningly makes room for odour puns - *sits back and waits patiently*]
I have rather defined calves as well…just in case anyone was interested.
There are amongst us cunning linguists. As well, cunning ‘artists.
I would be watching my back if I were you….no more sea bewteen us, and I have two working legs…
I know I can always rely on responsible users of FMB…Fracas, 70, John…what would we do without you?
…and did she forget and sign on with admin rights, or was she trying to make a point? (giggle snort)
awww JC you will be ff the good list [she indeed!!]
Nice touch that Sylvie it gives you that edge of authority
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. (she pulls it off well, tee hee)
‘She’ is OK if the sentence is “She who must be obeyed” – if you say “She wot has frog legs” – not so good ……
She’s not a Ferbie you can train to talk the way you want. Eventually she’s gonna figure out you’re setting her up, then the jig’s up!
Has she tried reciting any of that Pig Latin you taught her in pubs?
I’ve only ever been to one pub with Svelte ….. my goodness, she can knock them back …. and her husband!!!!! ……. nuff said ………
@DaddyP (regarding comment #14) I have noted your statement, and placed a substantial order for new shin pads, double thickness of course. I might suggest though, that if you intend to keep the office budget from imminent disaster, that you pay just the teensiest bit of attention to… oh, I don’t know, let’s say… tempering your comments a tad? I mean, either that or we’re going to have to call in a leg model for those promotional photos you wanted to have done, since yours are likely to be covered in unsightly bruises.
Hmmm. (Scrolling back to comment #8) I see perhaps, a solution…
Regarding the comment #17 with reference to comment #14 and subsequent reference to comment #8, I firmly believe that balance will be returned so long as people have at least two legs to stand on. Long term unidexters and tripodists are of course special cases – they will be covered under Article C, subsection 39b of FMB’s social policy. Naturally, the chaps from Health and Efficiency, I mean Health and Safety, will probably want to put their two pennorth in …….
The start of brave new worlds are always begun by madmen with best of intentions.
Just don’t make me a Delta in your new world order. Deltas don’t get much recreationally.
You can be an Alpha ….. male or female [or somewhere in between] – your choice …..
You’re missing a step.
You’re supposed to pass out the Soma before benevolent dictating for proper delivery and effect. It’ll take givin’ me a pill to get me in mood to get me in the mood.
I’m just not easy.
…often.
Did someone mention madmen, unidexters and tripodists?
Some days, the waiting room (at Papersurfer Ink) seems to bear nothing but.
I obsolutely, unquestionably, do not get paid enough.