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Simply answer the five six questions below, either copy and answer on your blog linking back to here (leave the link in the comments) or just answer in the comments – up to you, no pressure and no link love required from us )
Usual disclaimer – all questions are random rubbish.
1.What bit of your body would you like to see reproduced as a jigsaw puzzle?
2. How long can you stand on one leg? [Uni-dexters need not answer this question]
3.Do house plants suffer under your loving care?
4. What pressures would you come under if you won the lottery?
5. One of these must go – chocolate or the internet?
6. Do you have trouble counting?
I wonder what’s for tea? – oops, that’s not a question ….. well it is obviously …….. oh, never mind
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1. My little toe!
2. Not Sure, never tried.
3. Sometimes they do, then I revitalise them.
4. My mum would pressure me to buy her a new house and car!
5. Chocolate
7. No
1. My chest hair area, sans nipples!
2. Until I don’t, lol.
3. No, they’ve all managed to go to their final resting place already.
4. Travel time between Europe and the US…I’m sorry but flying takes so long!
5. You’re not accomodating my GDMF disabilities on this website by causing me to interact in irrational, unethical, and unreasonable interrogations. Call my lawyer! Please rephrase the question so as not to be theologically blasphemous.
4. Is there something lost in the translation, or is it me?
1.What bit of your body would you like to see reproduced as a jigsaw puzzle?…… I think maybe my bottom … it would be one HUGE jigsaw lol
2. How long can you stand on one leg?…….Absolutely ages …I do have good balance (sans wine)
3.Do house plants suffer under your loving care?…… DEFINITELY
4. What pressures would you come under if you won the lottery?… what Jimmy Choo;s to buy… seriously though .. the begging letters would be hard to ignore
5. One of these must go – chocolate or the internet?…… Chocolate
6. Do you have trouble counting?… counting no … typing yes
1.Nostril.
2.Not very long.
3.House plants don’t suffer under my care, my flat is a jungle.
4.None, I would be living in France.
5.Unfortunately, chocolate.
6.Is this number 7 ?.
1.What bit of your body would you like to see reproduced as a jigsaw puzzle?
my foot
2. How long can you stand on one leg? [Uni-dexters need not answer this question]
ummmmm…I will try…but I guess 5 minutes at least or nothing
3.Do house plants suffer under your loving care?
yes…always
4. What pressures would you come under if you won the lottery?
any
5. One of these must go – chocolate or the internet?
oooh!!!! impossible to choose…but I guess it has to be chocolate…snif!
6. Do you have trouble counting?
depending on which language…
1.All of it – it’s fantastic and should teach people a valuable lesson in how to live their lives.
2. I can stand on my wooden leg for ages – given help
3.I like brown and crispy ….
4. Keeping it secret from my children – tee hee
5. Who comes up with these stupid questions?
6. I can manage the first few and then things tend to become a tad random ….. I know that 83 is a number
Some financial advice is becoming obvious – sell all your shares in chocolate and buy a bit of the interweave …..
How many goes, do ya get at this then ?
My favourite commenter was John C, answering question 5.
Haven’t got a clue what what he was talking about, but he mentioned lawyers, so I bailed out at that point.
1. My best bits – I can never find them, so others can have a try for once.
2. How long can I stand what?
3. I don’t give them loving care. I give them nothing. That’s why they suffer.
4. Pressure to explain how I won without ever once buying a ticket.
5. Chocolate and browsing the Internet always happen at the same time in my house. I would have to keep both or lose both. Don’t do this to me.
6. No, I have no trouble counting. Is this question 5?
1. My hair… usually it’s a mess so it’ll be a really difficult jigsaw… hawhawhaw! (devilish laugh)
2. A lot… curiously more on high heels.
3. They bloom, until I go on business trip and they turn DP’s style under the care of my peabrain or my mom.
4. Pressure? What pressure?
5. +++GENERAL SYSTEM FAILURE+++Please reboot Universe to run query #5+++
6. Sheep badly, in case of #4=true I’d buy a very good calculator…
@Noir – love the answer to number 1 ….. tee hee hee
1. Jigsaw? My hairy legs – they are so hairy it would be a really challenging puzzle.
2. Depends which one – left not long, since ankle surgery knocked off my balance, right not much longer, with the ankle that’s not had surgery yet!
3. I don’t do the plants, I do the digging. Mrs C can do wonders with plants.
4. What to do with life next.
5. Easy – chocolate. You can always cheat with chocolate, ask my waistline!
6. Yes definitely, I am legendarily bad at numbers, ask my bank manager!
@Crofty – When they operate, do they shave your legs? Perhaps the jigsaw should be done soonish – I like a challenge ….
@gitwizard Chocology without the internet is sinful to me, that’s all. I’m sorry for going emo, then again…weren’t there just five questions?
I like Fran’s answers – the suffering indicated in answer to question 5 is truly heart wrenching ……. mind you, I bet the Spider plant is cheering …..
1.What bit of your body would you like to see reproduced as a jigsaw puzzle? ears
2. How long can you stand on one leg? in the wind, .3 seconds. Inside 3 hours. [Uni-dexters need not answer this question]
3.Do house plants suffer under your loving care? Houseplants?
4. What pressures would you come under if you won the lottery? Star Wars Action Figures or food?
5. One of these must go – chocolate or the internet? The internet.
6. Do you have trouble counting? Not usually.
1. Maybe my face. It’s great when your face gets to be in a lot of pieces. Like, “I’m gonna smash your face into pieces!”. Lol.
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2. Depends on which leg actually, but I think it’s not that long.
3. They suffer all the time due to hot and stormy weather.
4. If people know that you have won the lottery, they tend to be greedier than usual, and sometimes they ask money from you and say that, “It’s only a few bucks.” But, that few bucks excuse is the excuse I’m going to hear over and over again. I rather not win at all.
5. Definitely chocolate. If it would have been different if the chocolate were all the sweets in the world. xD
6. From 1 to?