The final negotiations are almost complete with Fuelmyblog for the making of ‘Daddy Papersurfer the Movie’..
Obviously, I now need to hold auditions for the cast of thousands.
To help me whittle down the many hopefuls, can you please complete the form below.
1. Are you a goddess? [If the answer is no, it’s hardly worth continuing quite frankly – I suppose you could pretend].
2. Do you blog at least once a week?
3. How much experience have you had as a thespian [spell check …. mmm … fine.]
4. Do you expect to live for several more years? [in case there are delays].
5. Do you get intimidated by the rich and the powerful? [I live in hope which is quite remarkable considering the life I’ve had – if you want to know more, you’ll have to wait until the movie is finished].
I shall select a handful of the bloggers who provide witty, cogent and correctly spelt answers to these questions, to move onto the next stage which will be a personal interview with me. There is a casting couch of course but it’ll only be available for me I’m afraid as I get very tired, very quickly nowadays.
The best of luck.
No.
Yes.
None.
Yes.
No.
I found it very hard to be witty in answering your questions, so I went for artistic symmetry instead.
(I can tapdance. A bit.)
That’s me totally out then…
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as Fanzine Ed I surely have all the qualifications and shouldn’t have to phaff with such paperwork…. tsk
anyway it is 3 yes’s, 1 no & 1 daily…. you can put them where you choose…..
I will need my own dressing room, fresh flowers every day and Donny to bring me my Earl Grey…. that will do for starters Thank you
@Somnambulist Normal sized taps or really really big ones?
@Sylvie I reckon you’d be in with a chance though – I had penned you in as the exotic and mysterious gypsy who was always warning me of an impending disaster …….
@70’s Divas are not encouraged – they disturb my concentration whilst waiting for the muse to inspire me in my performance – the word Oscar comes to mind …. mmmmmmmm
@DP: haaaa?…I can’t see why but I am prepared to give it a try…anything for a chance to climb on the fame ladder I guess…(anyone else you have in mind for that role…just wondering…)
Surprisingly a lot of people warn me about impending disasters so you’ll be up against a lot of competition including Uma of course ….
I suppose now that I said I was coming back to work, you think it’s ok to pile all of this on me now? Forms? Paperwork? Like you ever do anything with paperwork other than drop it.
Sheesh. I think I need a raise. (Or maybe another surgery to let me off the hook here…)
{Dear 70s and Sylvie, this just goes to show how he can’t be left alone for even a moment. Do you think he harmed something while doing that smooshing for Olga? It’s a possibility I suppose…}
DADDY PAPERSURFER – THE MOVIE.
If dreams and miracles do come true… this will be a silent picture.
ROFL!
Oh my… someone was posting with my log-in. How dare they?
Fracas:…you are right…I dread to think about that now…still caƒé time here…I think I might call sick today…
@ Frac lol ’silent movie’ *snigger*… as long as it is not daddy P – Wistle down the Wind {{we all know about DPs you know!! that problem he has shusssh!!}}
@Sylvie I would definitely have a ‘duvet day’ today if I were you
@ DP … Diva watta ya mean Diva ….??
I can flounce beautifully though…lol
70: is my mustache that obvious…I thought it might lift my chances for the role…
@ Sylvie rofl….I meant you are probably best not knowing what is going on ,….. however, I think the dancing gypsy woman part is already yours, sources close to the fanzine tell me that he has just the outfit picked out for you… don’t be alarmed you can always wear a cardigan over it in between takes ….
1. Possibly
2. Mostly
3. Nativity play, aged 5
4. Hopefully
5. Occasionally
Can’t think of anything witty, it’s too early in the morning. Ask me again later.
THIS IS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!! There is a lot to ……. BTW, is anyone any good at script writing? …… and I need a very very clever make-up artist ……
How about contacting Hammer Studios they did very well with make up and you never know they could do the reverse effect on you …. I know it is a lot to ask!!!
I’m a guy.
Yeah.
Enough.
One would hope so.
Not really, no.
i am a gray-haired goddess. goddesses come in all ages and sizes. it is clear that i am indeed a goddess because i blog just about every single swinging weekday morning, before going off the the salt mines of my dayjob. thespian? not exactly: ballsy performance poet. always inyourface. intimidated? i’m a new yorker: you just try it.
@Thomas I love your photograph of the fork ….. now where was I? ……. oh, yes, would you consider wearing a frock for the audition? My eyesight isn’t that good and you might get away with it …….
@Jackie Gray [or as we say grey] is the new black and feisty goddesses are just what are needed ……. oooooo, perhaps I could use you as a bodyguard for keeping the daddypaparazzi at bay ……..
@70’s POOH!!!!!!!!!!
1. I am a proud card-carrying member of IGA (International Goddess Association)
2. At least.
3. Are you kidding me? My whole life has been one long Supporting Role.
4. I don’t see why not…unless the Postal
Service accidently sends me to the Bermuda Triangle.
5. Nah. They’re all just boobs to me!
1. Yes I am a silver haired foxy Goddess.
2. Definitely! I blog till I drop!
3.I am the Diva of Drama!However, I am not Greek.
4.I never expect anything. This second in time is all we really have. Great expectations lead to much sorrow.
5.No I have been poor for so long that nothing intimidates me anymore. Remember we are the country that has had Bush for eight years!!
The End!
@Olga perhaps it’s time to put you up for a lead role [as opposed to a lead roll which is a completely different kettle of fish].
@Shinade I see you playing the part of a handmaiden who keeps foiling plots against me whilst stage whispering “B****y Bush – I could have bought a new camera years ago!!!!! – tsk tsk tsk.”
Have I got a role yet??? [drums fingers.....]
@70’s The Court Jester caught knitting when you should have been anointing me with ‘Scouse’ ………. you fly into a terrible rage and accidentally kill Donny [I love a story with a happy ending - tee hee]
can I have one of those pointy hats with bells on (gawd that would be so annoying .. brilliant)
1. I’m not a goddess, but I’m willing to pretend to be one. I think it’s called ‘acting’.
2. Oh yes, I blog five times a week. I’m very regular. In more ways than one (sure you wanted to know that).
3. I once played the role of ‘man accused of sexual harassment’ in the drama ‘internal recruitment interviews’ while working as a temp for a major multinational. I also provided the English language voice-over for a Russian short film on the mineral deposits of Lake Kuchuk (in Siberia. I mean the lake is in Siberia – I wasn’t).
4. Indeed. I haven’t had a day off sick (or even ’sick’) from work for three years, so I’m in fine fettle.
5. No, because who would want to find themselves intimidating?
@70’s Get knitting and I’ll provide the bells …….
@JD Great blog! I love the way the English is rot – I mean wrote.
Excellent answers BTW – do you fancy a Princess line dress …… or perhaps a mini?
not a typo then??
I think JD is your script writer…….
He can write the script and wear a dress ….. fantastic
all is right with the world then… normality reigns lol . brilliant !!
When do you want us? I need to book it in my diary…
@Sylvie – I’m just waiting on Uma. As soon as I’ve heard from her, I’ll get back to you …….
1. Are you a goddess? [If the answer is no, it’s hardly worth continuing quite frankly – I suppose you could pretend].
I am , Sir!
2. Do you blog at least once a week?
No (personal blog):( Yes, professioanl Blog
Now I am confused whether I should go drown myself in lake for not updating Scratch For the Soul or should I not for updating Donkey GMAT religiously? Never Mind!
3. How much experience have you had as a thespian [spell check …. mmm … fine.]
Oh yes! I have taken part in plays during my school time. Can I call myself a Drama Queen? It’s quite a royal feeling!
4. Do you expect to live for several more years? [in case there are delays].
Good Grief! I want to. I am in my twenties only.
5. Do you get intimidated by the rich and the powerful? [I live in hope which is quite remarkable considering the life I’ve had – if you want to know more, you’ll have to wait until the movie is finished].
No!! Not at all! What are you talking about?
Alrighty!! Hello to Fracas, DP, JD,70s, Olga,Shinade, Sylvie , Diane, Somnabulist, and Thomas.:)
What I am talking about Scratch Bags is that I am rich and famous ……. as soon as the movie is made that is ……. but I shall remain gracious naturally – tee hee
Any news from Uma yet? I am getting terribly booked up…
She may have lost my number ……. I’d better start stalking again ……….
…….. it’s good to stalk …….
Hi to you also Scratchbags!
DP – JD is a she not a he… and a rather fetching one at that! I think she may just render you speechless (either that, or I could ‘tip’ her heavily so as to guarantee your lines are all non-verbal.)
I like goddesses that render me speechless …. perhaps she should try for the part opposite me so I can show off my ’stunned’ look [an expression I've been studying for over 40 years] …….
1. Are you a goddess?
Tsk!!!! But of course & why would you even ask ?
2. Do you blog at least once a week?
Not lately – too busy being Nora Desmond… Where is Max ?
3. How much experience have you had as a thespian [spell check …. mmm … fine.]
Should be a capital “Tee”.
You should see my Nora Desmond imitation.
4. Do you expect to live for several more years? [in case there are delays].
If I follow my Dad’s genetics & his proclaimed prophecy, I too shall be shot by a jealous lover at 107 years of age.
5. Do you get intimidated by the rich and the powerful? [I live in hope which is quite remarkable considering the life I’ve had – if you want to know more, you’ll have to wait until the movie is finished]
No, not at all. In fact I will one day take over several of their homes, just because…..Max… get me the phone…
I think that Medstudentwife should be the villianess that isn’t …… she sacrifices herself for her one true love …. MEEEEEE!!!!