Oct 20
I am delighted to announce the COMMENT COMPETITION!
The rules are as simple as the inevitable winner – the first person to leave 1000 comments wins.
The prize haul includes a 50″ Plasma TV, a brand new [hardly used] wooden leg, gold plated dentures and a 50′ yacht [to be built to the exacting requirements of the eventual winner].
In the event however that someone goes over the limit of 1000 comments – that person must return all goodies and cook Sir Kevin Almighty [and house spouse - tee hee] a meal.
Disclaimer – any resemblance to reality is completely accidental and will be denied by the author.
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Oh my goodness those are some creepy looking toys. I have nothing clever to say about it… I’m facing too much terror…
just checking how many comments that is…just to be on the safe side…
He really needs to be specific as to what comments are included, retroactive…but why bother.
The thing’s rigged and everyone knows where the real power lies within FMB.
Fuelmyblog is powered by kittens. Soft little enslaved kittens, chained to old Royal typewriters, wearing gimp masks and fed via anchovy IV drips.
Help me OB1 Kenobi – you’re my only hope”..
1000? I’d have to live on my computer. I don’t think the family would like that much especially since NaNoWriMo is around the corner and I will be living on the computer then.
Right then,
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There is no way that anyone can leave that many comments ……….. and remain sane ….
……. mind you Sylvie is quite chatty ….. [does that mean kittenish in French?]
Thank heavens that was your 998th comment here DP. Two more and we can be sure you’ll stop then… right? After all, I’ve checked the fine print. I know it says
“that person must return all goodies and cook Sir Kevin Almighty [and house spouse - tee hee] a meal.”
but we all really know that’s just code for
“anyone going over the 1000 comments must hand over the plasma tv to fracas, the wooden leg and gold plated dentures to John, and the yacht to 70steen.”
Are those dwarfs or weird old men dressed in colour-coded pajamas?
@tNb – Someone (who shall remain nameless) told me it was a photo of one of his very own birthday parties.
I wonder if there’s a way round any technical problems that my lord and master could have in claiming his prizes ……. mmmmmmmmm?
……. perhaps I could be an interpreter? ….. at the appropriate time …..
Is this what they meant by No Child Left Behind?
Those toys are strange!I worked in a small village once.In that village there was a coffee shop and it had a machine with a staple with lots of different toys.These two big guys everyday changed bills into coins to get a a chance to get a toy from the machine.They used to shake the machine so the precise toy they wanted was in better position to be picked by the staple…quit hilarious!
Some people will do almost anything to win prizes ……. *grumph*
@Grumpy Ted – I know. Isnt’t is frightful? You’d think he’d just be happy with his oneredpaperclip book. It must be so embarassing for you some days. *chortle*
Ohhhhhhh. You were replying to belinha. My bad.
Only 758 to go… this is going to be a long day.
Go for it Fraccy – no-one else stands a chance ….. I’m saying ‘nubbin’ ……. tee hee
for “goodness”s…will you just say it DP!!!
{70s.. do not read. Chortles might hurt the shoulder}
My, what a braggart you are DP… for someone who hasn’t fueled anyone yet today. LOL. You should be furiously clicking away in there, not worrying about what people are
talking about you behind your backchatting in here about.Tsk tsk… bragging about the fact no one stands a chance but you since you’re the one with 999 comments. Didn’t anyone ever teach you that bragging wasn’t nice? Wait till I sic Lo, TG on you. It’s a good thing she’s there to be a good example for the children.
meh…
I love to comment!
‘Daddy Papersurfer Baby Making Factory Discovered at Remote Cliff Top Residence’…police have made one arrest. Unconfirmed reports suggest the arrestd man is a mad scientist who devised the cloning machine in his secret laboratory aided by his cat Uma…
@ frac… *sniggering* gently
Oh it’s a caption competition really …..
“Grumph grumph grump grumph, grumph!!!”
[I wonder where DP is? ...... I'm getting concerned]
last minute nerves…perhaps…
No all the little people managed levitation
Where is he!!!!?! ……. I need my picnic!!!
OK – what’s happening …………. ?
they let you out I see??? tsk….
DP can never leave a comment here again otherwise he’ll lose his prizes …… and worse than that, have to cook for the ‘Boss’ ….. and her husband ……. *grumph*
Hang on a mo, Daddy Papersurfer has already hit 1000, does that mean he’s one!!!
one, I mean WON, should of had an early night last night
I doubt it – the FMB Gods are being very very quiet …….. never mind, I’ll polish DP’s other wooden leg for him – *grumph*
how does this work DP? shall we hand over your wooden leg over to you?…I volunteer…(never done that sort of thing before…)
DP is unavailable at the moment – can I help in any way?
not sure Grumpy Ted…my mother told me to never speak to strangers…not sure about teddies…I ll go and ask her…
There’s no rush ….. it’s not as though I’m alive or anything ……..
I can’t do it …… poo …… my voice must be heard …….. no glittering prize is worth being forced into silence ……. cup of tea anyone? ….. I certainly need one.
*sob*
*boohoo*
*whimper*
…….. is there a prize for 2000 comments? …. just asking …………