Aug 31
I have been looking through my stats for the past ages.
Fact 1 The vast majority of my avid readers arrive via Fuel My Blog.
Fact 2 They can’t all be deranged ……… probably.
Fact 3 Fuel My Blog is the best thing since sliced bread ……. crumbs.
Can other people please check their stats and see how many hits they get from FMB?
If you aren’t getting that many it means you aren’t making enough noise in this neck of the woods.
[My thanks to Kevin and Sylvie and all the background boys and girls]
Fact: Daddy Papersurfer has made Kevin and Sylvie laugh at least once a day since he joined the mad house…Thanks and double thanks
Fact 1. I love FMB
Fact 2. I am an unadventurous blogger who has not cast her net beyond FMB
Fact 3. My hits come from referrals from other FMB bloggers, my tactile mates (as in people who know me), the posts I have posted (like this date in history .. oh and loads for bri nylon & wrestling heros of the 70s)…. oh and the pervs as I have ‘teen’ in my title
Gosh I thought I made lots of noise on FMB.. note to self ‘I need to post on here more and make more noise’
So how does one make noise?
@sylvied: Will nobody take me seriously? …….. sheeesh
@70steen: There are exceptions to every rule …….. shuuuuuuush
@annie: Please try and keep the noise down …… it’s very early!
first you advise us to make a noise then you tell us shusssshhhhh… make up your mind GOG
@70steen: Life’s tricky …….. now stop interrupting me, I’m doing my pelvic floor exercises ……. *squeeze*
@Old Git: Can you not do that in here –
I’m trying to eat my breakfast… ta.
@DP
Am I the only one taking you and your entire blog seriously?
You mean you have some hidden jokes in there?
Note to myself: must read all posts of DP again…
Thanks for the praise!
@annie click on how to get more readers follow the steps, then appear to be crazy in this blog! (when I say appear crazy..some actually are)
@penfold: Sorry young Penfold, but it’s quite important at my age ……
@Linky Love: …. and thank heavens you do young Linky – I aim to be a farce, I mean a force, in the Blogosphere
@KevinD: Fuel My Blog teeters!!!!
………. I mean ROCKS!!!!
i don’t know how to check my stats…boo hoo
@DP
If you want to fit in into the blogosphere, you need to square it out…
Fracas is a Background Boy, only because she wouldn’t relocate to NYC.
We are so lucky.
Write in “The Chin” on your presidential ballot for your next American leader!
@Linky Love: If Ian Drury hadn’t snuffed it, I suppose I could have joined the Blockheads ………
@JohnC: I’ve had my suspicions about Fracarse really being a chap for quite some time……. and Sylvie for president? ………….. OK, it’s obviously possible to run countries by twittering ……….
Fact 1: I also, love FMB though I do not get most of my traffic from it.
Fact 2: My blog is not actually busy. I pay schoolchildren to visit it from all of the computers in computer labs across town. Please don’t tell on me. This is really what I’m doing when I say I’m “helping” at my son’s school. I’m paying them off in dollar coins. Hopefully they are investing it. They tell me that anyway.
Fact 3: I cannot possibly be a chap since I have been forced to admit being someone’s blogMOTHER. Unless he meant that I was a mother in the sense of that bad word kind of mother… but I think he likes me so wouldn’t mean that. I think. Hmmm.
Fact 4: I think that person who keeps making up stories about me really just wants my attention.
Fact 5: I have had less boyfriends in my life, than Olga the Traveling Bra has had since she left Daddy Papersurfer’s home. You’ll have to read about it to understand. She needs some validation right now.
Fact 6: I agree with Penfold, and I’m not even trying to eat breakfast.
Fact 7: I’d like to stop now. Is this enough facts to make you happy DP?
Your input is always welcome young Fraccy and I promise not to mention my pelvic floor exercises again – *squeeze* – although that doesn’t mean I’m not doing them of course – *squeeze*
[sorry about the "squeezes" - I'm having trouble with my toothpaste this morning]