PICTURELESS CAPTION COMPETITION


The rules are quite simple:-

Normally there is a terribly amusing picture and people are invited to submit witty captions to have the chance to win a fabulous prize. The pictureless caption competition is a tad different in that there are captions, but no pictures and certainly no prizes – only the satisfaction of joining in and showing off your erudite wit and intellectual charms. The idea is to provide a picture, painted in words, that would fit the captions.

OK, here we go ………….

“It smelt like one of Auntie Mildred’s sardine parties”

“It wasn’t getting my leg over that was the problem”

“When I nod my head, hit it!”

“When I say please, ignore me”

“My decision is final! – what do you think?”

“Lavatories have many functions yet to be discovered”

“Bloggers are revolting! “

“One solution would be to join Fuelmyblog – anything else would end in disaster”

Gone on – you’ve got nothing to lose – or win for that matter.

Daddy Papersurfer

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15 Comments

  1. Gaje master (2 comments)
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    love this idea. Give me some time to think of new things that haven’t already been said and I will be back.

  2. Daddy Papersurfer (1640 comments)
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 10:03 pm | Permalink

    Thinking time is good ……………… I think

  3. Clark (9 comments)
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 1:09 am | Permalink

    We don’t need no stinking pictures.

  4. Daddy Papersurfer (1640 comments)
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 7:27 am | Permalink

    Excellent Rotus – you paint a beautiful picture

  5. 70steen (738 comments)
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 8:00 am | Permalink

    huh??

  6. Daddy Papersurfer (1640 comments)
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 9:26 am | Permalink

    Succinct 70’s, succinct [normally she twitters on for hours]

  7. 70steen (738 comments)
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 11:07 pm | Permalink

    mmm!

  8. Scratch Bags (24 comments)
    Posted July 12, 2008 at 3:17 am | Permalink

    “There are insane ‘eyes’ across the globe, I am dying.”

  9. Daddy Papersurfer (1640 comments)
    Posted July 12, 2008 at 7:20 am | Permalink

    Very reassuring Scratch Bags – I’ll sleep well tonight

  10. Daddy Papersurfer (1640 comments)
    Posted July 12, 2008 at 7:22 am | Permalink

    70’s – just because someone might have forgotten to fuel you due to pressure of work and the huge responsibility of plumbing in a lavatory, there is no need to shout ………..

  11. 70steen (738 comments)
    Posted July 12, 2008 at 11:15 pm | Permalink

    “When I nod my head, hit it!”

    see nurse Myras latest blog lol

  12. 70steen (738 comments)
    Posted July 12, 2008 at 11:17 pm | Permalink

    Did I shout?? when ??

  13. Scratch Bags (24 comments)
    Posted July 13, 2008 at 3:40 am | Permalink

    “When it itches, I scratch.”

    I am feeling better now, and have no plans to die. ta ra la la la!

  14. Daddy Papersurfer (1640 comments)
    Posted July 13, 2008 at 6:00 am | Permalink

    ….. when it scratches I look for band aids …..

  15. Daddy Papersurfer (1640 comments)
    Posted July 13, 2008 at 6:01 am | Permalink

    @70steen: You never shout – you are the sweetest thing since sliced cucumber …….. sandwich?