The first question that I’ve decided not to completely ignore (ie not written by Daddy P) is
Kevin D asks -
How do I stop sylvied deleting your Dad’s comments?
Well Kevin – you’re stepping into the firing line here. Obviously you could attempt to remove Sylvies moderator privileges from the forum or even try to exert some kind of marital weight on her activities but I fear both would result in some kind of gooly/pain incident occuring. My advice (in the interests of your tackle and making the internet more DaddyP free) is let her do exactly as she wants…
Next in line was Linky Love who wants to know
a – Why does DaddyP loves to eat his nose?
b – What kind of surfing accident speed or surfing accident you need to get to eat your nose like DaddyP?
It’s not so much that he loves to eat his nose Ms Love. DaddyP suffers from a rare disorder called ‘nasal-mandible transfer disfunction’ . That combined with a complete lack of teeth leaves him looking a little like roadkill. Best not to talk about it too much – he’s very sensitive about it…
Then the loverly Lizza enquired…
Why do surfers say silly things like hang ten? Just how do you hang a ten? Is DaddyP a ten?
Why surfers say silly things and why they say ‘hang ten’ are really 2 different points. The easy answer is what is a hang ten? – well it’s when a longboard rider gets all ten toes ‘hanging’ over the front of his board on what is commonly known as a ‘noseride’. The reason surfers say silly things could be a combination of several factors – too much sun, too much beer or not enough time in correctional facilities. Oh and no DaddyP is not a ten and yes he should be hung.
70’s Teen very wisely asks…
There is a term over here called ‘Bingo Wings’ (I mentioned it in post recently) It is ‘Tuck Shop Arms’ in Oz. What is the term in Surfugal????
In certain parts of Portugal the length of a ladies underarm appendage (also known as dinner ladies elbow) is the measure of her standing in the community. It was said in ancient times that if her ‘colheres da canja’ (literally – ‘chicken soup spoons’) reach a certain length then reaching a state of spiritual oneness with the universe (come to be known later as ‘enlightenment’) will be a certainty…
Huwjenkins wanted to know quite simply…
Where is my other half?
If I may answer your question Mr Huwj with another – if you are indeed searching for your other half do you feel incomplete within yourself and maybe need to look inwards giving love and unity to the void within and only then will you be able to project outwards the entire you which will in turn attract the missing half of yourself to you? All clear now?
Miss UDH required the answer to…
No matter how bad things seem Ray Lamontagne always makes it feel better – how the devil does he do that, speak to your soul and calm it down that way. Music that says ‘there there, everything will be alright’ ?
Obviously everybody has their own Ray Lamontagne – a singer or songwriter that you feel is in exactly the same place in the universe as you and has that special gift to communicate it to you. For some it may be Girls Aloud or Westlife. The real answer to the question is that it is you that has the ability to connect with Ray’s thoughtul and profound arrangements, lyrical genius and vocal mastery – making you the real master of your soul and keeping it calm.
Also which is the superior late night snack marmite on toast or peanut butter and salad cream on toast?
Obviously marmite is the perfect condiment for waking and energising with its zingy taste and yeasty goodness which may be perfect either first thing in the morning or when crawling home after a few flagons of ale and craving a comestible pick me up. PB and SC also has its place for nocturnal nourishment providing vital protein and energy which would assist a steady and essential sleep rhythm, although to me this would also lend itself as good qualities for a mid-morning snack.
So in answer to your question – either, neither one or both. Or none of the above – lemon curd is also good.
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Next week – ‘Ask Penfold anything again…’ (leave questions here)
so all this pilates is actually messing up my spiritual oneness with the universe….. I must stop at once.
Thank you oh wise one
…….I’m thinking Bovril ….. not sure why though ……. it must be the sun I suppose.
Ooops, was too late with my question (too many frozen prairie shenanigans). Guess I’ll just have to wait until I have another opportunity to ask …
I was enjoying a friend’s party on the beach today and I could hear Kevin laughing looking at his blackberry…I can now see why
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Everyone want to know – Boxers or briefs?
Wow, this Penfold is even more a charmer than his Daddy!
Indeed Tweeny – all that stuff is evil. Stop it at once…
Dad – I rarely miss you.
tNb – I’m thinking the Dog and Duck on O’Reilly street….
Sylvie – glad to see that Kevin is using his time at the beach wisely…?
Rotus – if everyone wishes to know then everyone will discover the answer in good time…
Why thank you Ms Love… x